That creep can roll, man.
Yeah, but he’s a pervert, Dude.
Yeah.
No–he’s a sex offender, with a record. Did six months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight-year-old.
Ah!
That creep can roll, man.
Yeah, but he’s a pervert, Dude.
Yeah.
No–he’s a sex offender, with a record. Did six months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight-year-old.
Ah!
You’re a Lebowski — that’s terrific.
You can imagine where it goes from here.
He fixes the cable?
Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.
You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh —
I am the walrus.
Uh, uh —
I am the walrus.
You know what I’m trying to say.
I am the walrus.
That fucking bitch!
Yeah!
I am the walrus.
Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
What the fuck is he talking about, Dude?
Huh?
Go ahead. Blow.
You want me to blow on your, uh, toes?
Uh huh. I can’t blow that far.
Way to go Donny!
Dude.
Huh?
Uh, I don’t know, sir.
Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn’t that what makes a man?
Sure, that and a pair of testicles.
Who eez this?
Dude, the bag man, man. Where do you want us to go?
Us?
. . . Shit!
I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude, you don’t even wanna know.
Yeah, but Walter —
Hell, I can get you a toe by three o’clock this afternoon, with nail polish. Fuckin’ amateurs.
Sioux City Sasparilla.
Yeah, that’s a good one.
Mark it, Dude.
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means I don’t work, I don’t drive a car, I don’t fucking ride in a car, I don’t pick up the phone, I don’t turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don’t fucking roll. Shomer Shabbos!
Walter —
Shomer fucking Shabbos.
Different mothers, I guess?
What? No.
Racially, he’s pretty cool?
She’s always bustin’ my friggin’ agates. My daughter’s married to a real loser bastard. I got a rash on my ass so big, I can’t even sit down. But you know me. I can’t complain.
Fuckin’ A, man. I got a rash, man.
Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
Hey, I’m not messing with your special lady.
She’s not my special lady, she’s my fucking lady friend. I’m just helping her conceive, man.
That’s right, Dude.
I didn’t bring it bowling. I didn’t rent it shoes. I’m not buying it a fucking beer. He’s not taking your fucking turn, Dude.
will not stand.
Who’s in pajamas, Walter?
Shut the fuck up, Donny.