Archive for the ‘The OTHER Jeffrey Lebowski’ Category

I’m a Lebowski

February 28, 2010

You’re a Lebowski — that’s terrific.

What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?

June 14, 2008

Dude.

Huh?

Uh, I don’t know, sir.

Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost?  Isn’t that what makes a man?

Sure, that and a pair of testicles.

Did I urinate on your rug?

August 12, 2007

You mean, did you personally come and pee on my ..

Hello!  Do you speak English?  Parla-usted Inglese?  I’ll say it again.  Did I urinate on your rug?

No, like I said … Woo … peed on the rug.

My advice to you is to do what your parents did

August 2, 2007

Get a job, sir!