Archive for the ‘Donny’ Category

It’s like Lenin said

January 28, 2010

You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh —

I am the walrus.

Uh, uh —

I am the walrus.

You know what I’m trying to say.

I am the walrus.

That fucking bitch!


I am the walrus.

Shut the fuck up, Donny!  V.I. Lenin!  Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

What the fuck is he talking about, Dude?


I’m throwing rocks tonight

September 21, 2007

Mark it, Dude.

What’s Shabbos?

September 18, 2007

Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest.  That means I don’t work, I don’t drive a car, I don’t fucking ride in a car, I don’t pick up the phone, I don’t turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don’t fucking roll.  Shomer Shabbos!

Walter —

Shomer fucking Shabbos.

The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fucking adversary.

August 23, 2007

Who’s in pajamas, Walter?

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

Phone’s ringing, Dude

August 16, 2007

Thank you, Donny.

Fucking Germans.

August 9, 2007

Nothing changes.  Fucking Nazis.

They were Nazis, Dude?

Come on Donny, they were threatening castration!


Are we gonna split hairs here?

Oh yeah, how’d that go?

July 14, 2007

Went alright, Dude’s car got a little dinged up.

What’s a pederast, Walter?

July 11, 2007

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

Your johnson

July 7, 2007

What do you need that for, Dude?