Archive for the ‘Maude’ Category


February 23, 2010

You can imagine where it goes from here.

He fixes the cable?

Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.


What do you do for recreation?

September 3, 2007

Oh, the usual.  I bowl.  Drive around.  The occasional acid flashback.


August 19, 2007

Uli Kunkel?  Her co-star in the beaver picture?

Beaver?  Uh, you mean vagina?  I mean, you know the guy?

Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?

August 15, 2007

Oh, is that what this is a picture of?

In a sense, yes.  My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some men.  The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.  Vagina.

Oh yeah?

Yes, they don’t like hearing it and find it difficult to say, whereas without batting an eye a man will talk about his “dick,” or his “rod,” or his “johnson.”


Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?

August 5, 2007

Excuse me?

Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?

I was talking about my rug.

You’re not interested in sex?

You mean coitus?

He’s a good man

August 3, 2007

and thorough.

You ever hear of the Seattle Seven?

July 28, 2007


That was me . . . and six other guys.


July 20, 2007


Love me.

You can imagine where it goes from here.

July 9, 2007

He fixes the cable?