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This aggression

August 24, 2007

will not stand.

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We’re scattering the fucking ashes

August 20, 2007

Walter —

JUST BECAUSE WE’RE BEREAVED DOESN’T MEAN WE’RE SAPS!

Sir, please lower your voice.

Hey man, don’t you have something else we could put him in?

This is our most modestly priced receptacle.

GODDAMMIT!  Is there a Ralph’s around here?

Did I urinate on your rug?

August 12, 2007

You mean, did you personally come and pee on my ..

Hello!  Do you speak English?  Parla-usted Inglese?  I’ll say it again.  Did I urinate on your rug?

No, like I said … Woo … peed on the rug.

I

August 10, 2007

The royal we.

Fucking Germans.

August 9, 2007

Nothing changes.  Fucking Nazis.

They were Nazis, Dude?

Come on Donny, they were threatening castration!

Uh-huh.

Are we gonna split hairs here?

Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?

August 5, 2007

Excuse me?

Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?

I was talking about my rug.

You’re not interested in sex?

You mean coitus?