Uli Kunkel? Her co-star in the beaver picture?
Beaver? Uh, you mean vagina? I mean, you know the guy?
Uli Kunkel? Her co-star in the beaver picture?
Beaver? Uh, you mean vagina? I mean, you know the guy?
Thank you, Donny.
Oh, is that what this is a picture of?
In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
Oh yeah?
Yes, they don’t like hearing it and find it difficult to say, whereas without batting an eye a man will talk about his “dick,” or his “rod,” or his “johnson.”
Johnson?
You mean, did you personally come and pee on my ..
Hello! Do you speak English? Parla-usted Inglese? I’ll say it again. Did I urinate on your rug?
No, like I said … Woo … peed on the rug.
How you gonna keep ’em down on the farm once they’ve seen Karl Hungus.
The royal we.
Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis.
They were Nazis, Dude?
Come on Donny, they were threatening castration!
Uh-huh.
Are we gonna split hairs here?
Oh, no, he has health problems.
What? Uh, no, man, she hit me right here.
Excuse me?
Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
I was talking about my rug.
You’re not interested in sex?
You mean coitus?
double back, grab one of ’em, and beat it out of him. Give me the uzi.
Uzi?!
Didn’t think I was rollin’ outta here naked, did ya?
and thorough.
Get a job, sir!
For your information the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!
Brandt can’t watch though, or he has to pay a hundred.
Who’s the fucking nihilists around here?
Yeah, what’s what?
Do you have to use so many dang cuss words?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Hmm?
That was me . . . and six other guys.
Well Dude, we just don’t know.
Oh, uh, yeah . . . a tape deck . . . some Creedence tapes, my, uh, my briefcase.
And in the briefcase?
Uh, papers, my papers, just, you know, my . . . business papers.
And what do you do, sir?
. . .
I’m unemployed.