The Blog Lebowski

I’m a Lebowski

thebloglebowski — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 02:44:22 +0000

You’re a Lebowski — that’s terrific.

Lord.

thebloglebowski — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 02:42:18 +0000

You can imagine where it goes from here.

He fixes the cable?

Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.

It’s like Lenin said

thebloglebowski — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 04:44:22 +0000

You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh –

I am the walrus.

Uh, uh –

I am the walrus.

You know what I’m trying to say.

I am the walrus.

That fucking bitch!

Yeah!

I am the walrus.

Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

What the fuck is he talking about, Dude?

Blow on them

thebloglebowski — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:25:54 +0000

Huh?

Go ahead. Blow.

You want me to blow on your, uh, toes?

Uh huh. I can’t blow that far.

All right!

thebloglebowski — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 00:17:41 +0000

Way to go Donny!

What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?

thebloglebowski — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 12:23:44 +0000

Dude.

Huh?

Uh, I don’t know, sir.

Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn’t that what makes a man?

Sure, that and a pair of testicles.

Dude

thebloglebowski — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 03:57:36 +0000

Who eez this?

Dude, the bag man, man. Where do you want us to go?

Us?

. . . Shit!

You want a toe?

thebloglebowski — Sat, 29 Sep 2007 15:08:27 +0000

I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude, you don’t even wanna know.

Yeah, but Walter –

Hell, I can get you a toe by three o’clock this afternoon, with nail polish. Fuckin’ amateurs.

You got a good sasparilla?

thebloglebowski — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 01:27:49 +0000

Sioux City Sasparilla.

Yeah, that’s a good one.

I’m throwing rocks tonight

thebloglebowski — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 21:47:09 +0000

Mark it, Dude.